once, a long time ago, in a kingdom far away. Satan said “LET THERE BE A DOUCHEBAG, WHO SHALL OUT DOUCHE ANY TV PRODUCER EVER.” And then, from the fiery depths of hell did Steven Moffat appear. And APPEAR did he! In his passive form he waited, working behind the scenes, slowly molding a show that people enjoyed into his own creation.
AND APPEAR DID HE, picking great casts who could turn what should be shit into gold.
AND APPEAR DID HE taking Sherlock, and riding on the tails of a successful american movie did he rise into popularity.
Soon the stans began to worship him, letting him grow more into the power he sought for. Giving him tributes, praising him, defending him even when he did not deserve it. Soon, he would reveal to us all, his terrible true form.
AND FINALLY IT DID APPEAR!
WhEN AMERICA HAD THE AUDACITY TO HAVE ITS OWN ADAPTATION
FOR NOW ALL WE HEATHENS WHO DO NOT BOW TO HIM SEE HIS TERRIBLE FORM
HIS MISYOGINISTIC FORM
HIS QUEER BAITING FORM
The stans come, still praying at his alter, drinking his kool aid, but we, the heathens know better, we see the monster for what he is…
A dry pussy riding dick.