The Musings of a Failed Black Woman;
Jourdyn, 22, PoC

Come talk to me if you're bored cause I'll always respond. I like to think I'm friendly but idk, let's find out.

My shitty writing
I'm kind of a flake but feel free to leave a prompt. You never know, I may do it. I'll def tell if I won't/can't

I also sometimes make shitty gifs/graphics. IDK


Soda hydrates you right?

#Hahahahaha #I have this thing on my tumblr #where it suggests tags #and for this the firt one was harvard medical school #um
callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy

callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy

#me. be with Spider-Man #or shit no wait #um #be with.... #kid just be your own damn hero okay? #queue / via itswalky / originally from callmekitto

televisionismygirlfriend replied to your post: My cousin has spent at least $700 on prom and she just bought her prom ticket

WHAAT

It’s great, she called my mom 2 days ago to ask for $100 to get her hair done. My mom just hung up on her. 

I can’t wait to see her Prom total. I’m pretty sure it’s like $900

#televisionismygirlfriend #She is going away to College #she should have just taken the money and gone fuck it #not too bright that one #also she's going to school for nursing #and we live in Chicago? #One of the best nursing schools is RIGHT #HERE #UM
#mass effect 3 #samantha traynor #steve cortez #WAIT #ARE THEY DOING THE LESBIAN HAND HOLD #WHILE CORTEZ AND SHEP MAKE OUT #UM #w/e #I still love both of them / via mgann-morzz

Oh my god

Elise and Lulu just sent me basically the same message.

#UM #WHERE IS THE LIP COUCH IF THAT'S THE LOVING ROOM? #You Dorks
crowrystmas:

lipsticklalonde:

jabberwockyx:

I spent an inordinate amount of my time piecing together panels to create the completed layout of the Strider’s apartment. This was a pain in the ass, since the way the panels were cropped sometimes meant that there were gaps in between wires, or parts of objects were missing (I had to build off of some of the posters to complete them, and the worst one to fix was the pile of Bro’s crap in the kitchen — the blue and grey hats and half of the thing was cut off!) and in order to complete certain areas, I had to overlap multiple panels. I enjoyed it, though — actually, if anyone else has another location that they want to get a complete layout for, I’d be happy to give it a stab!
Although I know this is probably only helpful for me, since I made it as my own personal resource for writing — the next chapter of Houston, We Have a Problem is largely set in this room, so I wanted to be able to see everything clearly and get a sense for where everything is.
Also, you’ll have to ignore the multiple Daves. xD It was inevitable, given the way I had to piece it together. Explain it away as time shenanigans.

holy shit

oh wow this is really useful!!

crowrystmas:

lipsticklalonde:

jabberwockyx:

I spent an inordinate amount of my time piecing together panels to create the completed layout of the Strider’s apartment. This was a pain in the ass, since the way the panels were cropped sometimes meant that there were gaps in between wires, or parts of objects were missing (I had to build off of some of the posters to complete them, and the worst one to fix was the pile of Bro’s crap in the kitchen — the blue and grey hats and half of the thing was cut off!) and in order to complete certain areas, I had to overlap multiple panels. I enjoyed it, though — actually, if anyone else has another location that they want to get a complete layout for, I’d be happy to give it a stab!

Although I know this is probably only helpful for me, since I made it as my own personal resource for writing — the next chapter of Houston, We Have a Problem is largely set in this room, so I wanted to be able to see everything clearly and get a sense for where everything is.

Also, you’ll have to ignore the multiple Daves. xD It was inevitable, given the way I had to piece it together. Explain it away as time shenanigans.

holy shit

oh wow this is really useful!!

#UM #I DON'T SEE A LOVING ROOM HERE / via kon-el / originally from jabberwockyx
#UM / via cute-stuff-bart / originally from toptumbles.com

Oh look, a white person taking a minority role.

#UM #SANTANA WAS RIGHT #THERE #YOUUUUUU #Glee #mercedes #Mercedes Jones #Rachel #Rachel Berry

#screaming omg #mark salling let me bear your children #so i can take cute pictures of you with them #and we’ll have tons of pets #and live in a hot area so you can always have your shirt off


#My good friend Everybody #Elise is a nut #but she's my nut #bet it'd be a tasty nut #wait #shit #that's horrifying #sorry #Um

sentientmachine-deactivated2013 asked: JOURDYN WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE.

BLUE OR PINK OR GREEN?

….This question scares me. I’m scared, are you going to show up in some kind of cocktail dress and seduce me then kill me? 

WHAT EVIL ARE YOU PLANNING?

#sentientmachine #um #pink I guess? #Depends on what it is #what shade #pink or blue #maybe green #I do like green #a nice emerald green #or maybe a nice rich blue? #perhaps a soft light blue as well #cyans not really blue is it? #maybe a wonderful rosy pink.