And you know…why he’s got 1000 bounty in 3 holds.
Apparently, he’s just going around to the Jarl’s palaces and stealing everything that’s not nailed down, then fighting his way back out of the city.
When I tried to explain to him there was a story and actual missions he told me
“We all play Skyrim differently, this is how I play.”
WELP
Come back into the room, he’s made a Redguard named T’Challa.
I’m cry
OMFG I WENT TO CHECK ON YM BROTHER AND HE’S LEVEL 8 WiTH A 1000 BOUNTY IN 3 HOLDS
WHAT
Shadowmere has disappeared.
I was fighting a dragon that wiped out an Orc Stronghold (sad) went off to see a daedric shrine.
and Shadowmere was never seen again…
So I’m not a pickpocket in Skyrim, but I like to just look you know? Just a peek.
Well I “peeked” in someones pocket and then I accidentally stole something, so she turned around and attacked me.
5 bounty added to the rift
Then my dog killed her
Then my dog went to attack the guards coming after me.
HAHAHAHA GOOD THING I’M A THANE + THIEVES GUILD
HAHAhA
HA
Finished the main story (I think???? I’ve been playing so long) in Skyrim.
Blades can kiss my Imperial AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Okay now seriously let’s join the Imperials because honestly Ulfric was just fucking up my peace counsel and who ever the fuck is his right hand man is going to get chopped up by my Daedric mace and then his soul is going to enchant my new boots cause I hate him.
“I had a glitch happen where I stepped on a deer skull that then shot off in a random direction, bounced off a wall, and hit me in the side of the head thus killing me.”
I have been killed by bones, yes.
Girl, look at that daedra.
Girl, look at that daedra.
Girl, look at that daedra.CHEESE
I’m crazy and I know it
When I walk through the Realm
This is what I see,
All them daedric princes be staring at me
I got a wabbajack in my pants
And I ain’t afraid to show it.oh my god
Sheogorath will always be my patron daedra
Falkreath can’t even handle me right now, feat. Harold. This looks like a bad rap video.
I can’t get over this.
LOL STOP IT YOU GUYS
Let’s talk about how my horse is an O.G. While wandering around, hunting this werewolf for a deity, a dragon swoops in out of nowhere. I park my horse behind some trees because them motherfuckers expensive.
While fighting the dragon I can’t heal my self fast enough, oh shit, gonna die. THEN SUDDENLY, my horse runs in and distracts it.
What.
Then, at night, there are some skeletons wandering around. Okay no biggie. There were 2, I got this. Got off my horse, fought one. Turn around…no horse. So I start following the red dot.
The red dot disappears.
I find my horse.
What.
Okay, going all Lina Inverse, found a bandit camp. Let’s raid that motherfucker. Park the horse outside, start fighting. Suddenly I hear a whinny.
It’s my horse.
Fighting 2 bandits at one time.
and winning.
This horse is my best friend. But what’s funny is against small things he won’t do a damn thing. Saber cat? Horse fucks off. Wolves? Unless they attack him, lol I’m on my own. But dragons? Fuck yeah! Let’s do this!
I also have a war dog now, he may block doorways but damn if he ain’t useful .
