The Musings of a Failed Black Woman;
Jourdyn, 22, PoC

Come talk to me if you're bored cause I'll always respond. I like to think I'm friendly but idk, let's find out.

My shitty writing
I'm kind of a flake but feel free to leave a prompt. You never know, I may do it. I'll def tell if I won't/can't

I also sometimes make shitty gifs/graphics. IDK

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The Partridge Family’s “I think I love you” starts off really sinister. 

Damn, being in love is some scurry shit huh?

#I've never been #not really anyway

goldshirts-tightpants:

same, intercom. same.

#lolol bones #ur face #mmhmm #i understand #i see / via jadzias / originally from goldshirts-tightpants
geekboots:

dorianslover:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate that none of us will be that physically fit when we’re 62?

not gonna lie i was distracted by his boobs for a good portion of that movie

#this is a big part of why Burglecock Carbineclench was such a shitty Khan #HE WASN’T EVEN REMOTELY PHYSICALLY INTIMIDATING #WHERE WERE THE BOOBS

geekboots:

dorianslover:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate that none of us will be that physically fit when we’re 62?

not gonna lie i was distracted by his boobs for a good portion of that movie

#this is a big part of why Burglecock Carbineclench was such a shitty Khan #HE WASN’T EVEN REMOTELY PHYSICALLY INTIMIDATING #WHERE WERE THE BOOBS

#bless u Spandy #u ask the real questions #where were the boobs indeed / via spandexual / originally from dorianslover

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dusting them and polishing them

-muffled clarinet music in the background- 

#jadzias #reply

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he can continue to tend to his own balls by himself thank. meanwhile i’m sure paris would love to tend to kirk’s balls

Well thank u 4 that mental image

#jadzias #reply #I just picture him holding them #like tending to them #I'm #-muffled Weyoun playing Starships in the background-

This is some good background rain to not write to. 

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to be fair i can’t take credit for it, i saw someone else mushing all the ladies men(women) together for a coughcough “”“”“sleepover”“”“” and i haven’t been able to get the idea out of my head (tbh i wouldn’t want riker tho i’m not attracted to him)

But Elise, he takes such great care to not sit on his balls.They’re pristine. 

#jadzias #reply

SIDDIG PLAYING KHAN THO

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#JUSTTHE IDEA #WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY #I stand by that not only fans of a product can adapt it #BUT #JJ #U MISSED ALL THE OPPURTUNITIES #U #NERF HERDER
teroknortailor:

BUT WHAT IF
ALEXANDER SIDDIG
PLAYED KHAN
IN INTO DARKNESS

teroknortailor:

BUT WHAT IF

ALEXANDER SIDDIG

PLAYED KHAN

IN INTO DARKNESS

#I NEED AN AMBULANCE #CALL THE COPS #THE LEVELS OF META AND SYMBOLISM WOULD HAVE MADE ME HEMORRHAGE HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE THO LBR / via maketreknotwar / originally from teroknortailor

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kirk/riker/jadzia/paris ok

U WENT SO FAR I WASN’T EVEN THINKING OF THIS 

HOW?

#jadzias #reply